Ok. I couldn’t resist.
1. The Belt Buckle Derringer Toy Gun. By thrusting forward, the little cap gun would fire– along with one’s nether regions, on occasion. Take that, you little perv.
2. Real Pregnancy Action. Because every baby needs a baby who is also having a baby.
3. “I Poop Glitter!” You must be very proud, little bunny.
4. Pee and Poo. Kind of like salt and pepper, only gross.
5. Shave the Baby. Like every little girl wants her own neanderthal to groom.