Just in case you’ve run out of gift ideas, I bring you these
ridiculous novel inventions:
1. Phone Fingers. For those discriminating iPhone users who don’t like to violate their screen with their own fingerprints.
2. Picnic Pants. Instead of getting bread crumbs on your lap, you get them on your other lap.
3. Exhaust Hamburger Cooker. A fun way to include engine exhaust in your next meal.
4. Butter Stick. Think of all the knives you won’t have to wash.
5. Lipstick Assistant. There’s an inventor somewhere with way too much time on her hands. Or no access to a mirror.
6. Pet Petter. When that new relationship includes a pet. Can also use for the kids.