A friend of mine found these vintage ads here, and they are so amazing I just had to share them.
There must be crack in that V-8. Why else does the Mom and boy look so trippy?
Riiiight. Frozen milk and a ton of sugar.
Also useful if you want to suffocate your kid.
I guess you need one if you keep your kid in a windowless room.
I can’t even conjure up a guess at this one.
Of course you should test the safety of a revolver by giving it to your toddler at bedtime. Makes perfect sense.
And no vintage ad is complete without rampant racism.